Update: Turns out Stalin got Mandela confused with Kony. When I reminded him who Mandela was, he responded with, “Oh. He was cool, too.”
Stalin came to my room during the middle of the night and whispered, ‘I wish i would have been more like Mandela.’ Still not sure if he was joking.
Me: I’m trying to learn Italien, German, Korean, and Russian at the same time, you guys!
Me: anyoung haseyo
Mussolini, Hitler, Kim Jong Il, Stalin:
Apparently, Lenin showed up on our doorstep begging for a place to stay. Kim Jong Il opened the door, screamed, then promptly slammed the door in his face. I do not know what this is about. It must be an inside joke.
Yeah, sure, we have Karaoke Nights. The problems is, the dictators think they can set up anywhere they want to. Like in the middle of the Walmart produce section.